Lighthearted Jokes for the Christmas Season

Just a few of our favourite Christmas jokes to bring a smile, or not, to your day!

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We know how busy and stressful the holiday season can get so we thought we'd help you step up your ho-ho-hilarious joke game this year with a few of our favourite Christmas jokes! Share them with friends and family at fabulous get togethers or include them on your Christmas cards to sleigh your loved ones.

Look snow further:

Q. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? 

A. Cookie sheets!


Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? 

A: An abdominal snowman


Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? 

A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer


Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? 

A: “Wrap” music


Q: How does a snowman get to work? 

A: By icicle


Q: What do snowmen call their offspring? 

A: Chill-dren


Q. How do Christmas angels greet each other? 

A. "Halo!"


Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? 

A. RUDE-olph, of course!

Q. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas? 

A. "'Tis the season to be jelly!"


Q. What's Santa Claus's favorite type of potato chip? 

A. Crisp Pringles!


Q. What's Jack Frost's favorite part of the school day?

A. Snow and tell. 

Q. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?

A. There's Noel!


Q: Where do you find reindeer?

A: It depends on where you leave them!


Q: "Why didn't Rudolph get a good report card?" 

A: "Because he went down in History."


Q: What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? 

A: Welfy


Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? 

A: It needed to be trimmed.


Q: What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of choice?

A: Yule-Tide.


Q. Did you hear that Santa knows karate? 

A: He has a black belt.


Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?

A: Santa Paws!


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